"Barack Obama's mother was in reality, the first pregnant man. Stanley Dunham was a flatulent itinerant plumber from Kansas,with a beer gut and a negative account balance, who had a penchant for the cross gender bars in his adopted home of Honolulu where he liked to cruise for black foreign national tourists. His legacy was sealed when he was the recipient of fallopian tubes,ovaries, a uterus, cervix and vaginia in a radical experimental surgery performed by Josef Mengele in Cândido Godói in 1960. Cândido Godói was known for it's unusually high number of twin births, this unpresidented pregnancy producing both Barack Obama and his twin half brother, Gilbert Gottfried."