"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been over three years since my last election. I've failed to vote in my local races, and the developers and corporate interests won. In the last two national elections, I voted with my heart on matters of values instead of practical sense and then even voted for a straight republican ticket based solely on an interpretation of The Bible which had no connection to the teachings of Christ."

"I absolve you from your sins

in the name of the Father, and of the Son,

and of the Holy Spirit. Go and sin no more."